Why Hygiene and Body Image are Important in Picking Up Topless Dancers

Poor hygiene will really turn a topless danceroff or any woman for that matter. Keep your hair and teeth clean and your breath fresh. Be sure and bathe, wear a good cologne, and wear a good deodorant.

Don't forget to shave either. Be aware that facial hair will make you look older. Also, most dancers are not attracted to beards. If you insist on wearing a beard, keep it neatly trimmed.

If you are going bald or have a receding hairline, don't try to disguise it by combing it a certain way. This makes you look silly. Dancers are not going to judge you because of your lack of hair.

If you're getting thin on top, just cut your hair short all over. This will give you the appearance of having more hair.

Another word about hair. If you have a chest or back like a hairy gorilla, trim it. The majority of women are turned off by too much hair. A word about gray or graying hair.

This will attract dancers like a magnet, provided that you have a slender body to match it. If you're overweight, she will see you as just a fat old man, which will be a turn off and don't die your hair either because this is not good for your image either.