How to flawlessly introduce yourself to topless dancers - 5 steps

Here's the basic way of introducing yourself to a topless dancer. Let's say that your name is Derek Evans.

1. Move to within two to three feet of the dancer, the most comfortable conversational distance.

2. Smile.

3. Focus your eyes on the bridge of her nose. This is tantamount to eye contact, but is easier to maintain.

4. Hold out your hand.

5. "Hi, you look nice. My name is Derek" Almost always, she will shake your hand and introduce herself. 

 They'll be favorably impressed with your approach, indeed pleased that you came up to them. Your response then should be, "Nice to meet you...," using the person's name.